Cole Haan Women's C 6069 Rectangular Sunglasses

These sunglasses exude swag.When I first put these glasses on I heard an eagle screech overhead and a mermaid breached the surface of the water in front of me. I didn't think much of it in the moment and went on about my day. But to my surprise everywhere I went I was instantly greeted with flirtatious looks from women and nods of admiration from my fellow man.As I went in to work the next day I decided to keep the glasses on just to try my luck. As soon as I walked in the door everyone stopped what they were doing and stared. "Is that Phil?!" some exclaimed. "Holy **** that IS Phil!" Haha, yes Jerry it is me. I made my way to my cubicle through a sea of horny women and overly-impressed co-workers to find it had been cleared out! I still don't understand how this was possible, but the cubicle I had been working in for 13 years and all of my belongings that had been accumulating there had been moved to the executive floor and a new hire, Tom, had already apparently been trained and gotten comfortable enough to start working at my computer from the time I opened the door to the building to the moment I reached my desk.When I reached the executive floor I was greeted by my boss Ken. He took me to my new office which was filled with coolers of beer and smoking hot babes. In the place where a desk chair normally would've sat there was a slide that led to an "Executive Yacht" behind the building. "How am I just now seeing this?!" I yelled as I slid down towards the yacht. "You see what you want to see son!" Ken yelled from his office, "and you're seeing some cool **** through those bad boys!"I hit the bottom of the slide and noticed I was now in a pair of Ralph Lauren swim trunks which I had never seen before and thought "Niiice." But when I got up my Cole Haan C 6069 11 Rectangle Sunglasses fell off my face and into the waves below. I helplessly watched as they plunged into the depths of the unknown body of water where the executive yacht sat. When I looked up I was back in my God forsaken cubicle (curiously all of my belongings were back) and it was 2:00pm. I instantly placed an order for another pair of the glasses. I am now writing this review from the ******* Virgin Islands. Richard Branson and I have become good friends. I am now on his sunlit terrace overlooking the most gorgeous coastline I've ever seen and there is a party in my pants. Would you like to come to the party in my pants? Then buy the sunglasses 😉

My most favorite sumglasses ever. I like them more than my Ray Ban Wayfairers (however it's spelled, you know).

Perfect sized frame. Great for everyday use.